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Oh dear, poor Mrs Wale Abdul Kadhir Muse thinks her son is just an innocent little boy who (probably) "never hurt no-one and never done...

This made me laugh: Apparently in a July it's the event of the season for mini-Sir Humphs, as hundreds of bowler hatted types gather at ...

Some years ago, a mate of mine was living in rented accommodation with some other mates. They had a problem with some aspect of the house so...

...But they certainly didn't hold his hand while he crossed the road... Hoons From the Grauniads website and spotted by Old Holborn.......

Seeing as he's old, retired and a bit of a national treasure, parky has used his position to say what many of us have been thinking .......

*with apologies for jumping on the Hoon bandwaggon* Say hello to Scumbags nomination for todays biggest Hoon - Ed Milliband, brother of that...