Winnie the Pooh

We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister to....

....Resign

(Please...)


Sign up here - you only have till October

And congratulations to Kalvis Jansons for starting this

H/T: the register

"I thought I told him to be a Pilot!!!"

Oh dear, poor Mrs Wale Abdul Kadhir Muse thinks her son is just an innocent little boy who (probably) "never hurt no-one and never done nuffing".
Her son, poor Abde Wale Abdul Kadhir Muse (who is apparently only a child, yet apparently m,an enough to hang around wth a bung of pirates on a boat and wave round an AK47 demanding a ransom), was the only one to survive the yanks anti-piracy efforts earlier this month, and is now in New York on piracy charges (the yanks obviously having a more rubust view of dealing with them than the Dutch

Mrs Muse is now appealing to the whitehouse for her son's freedom (and a free ticket to America to be with him, where she will doubtless dissapear within a month.

I hope they hang the bastard from the nearest yardarm

Fuck me, the Iranians are using wookies now

Sir Humphrey rips off shite BBC concept

This made me laugh:

Apparently in a July it's the event of the season for mini-Sir Humphs, as hundreds of bowler hatted types gather at the London olympia to rub grades and compare blackberrys.

In what looks like a sop to the lower ranks, the organisers have teamed up with Ernst & Young (who doubtless have charged a considerable fee) and produced the laughably named "Lions' Lair"

Sound familiar?

So what's it all about then?

If you have an innovative idea you believe could help transform the Civil Service, however large or small, then Lions’ Lair is a unique opportunity to have it heard by senior government and industry experts.

• Do you have an idea that embraces one of Sir Gus O’Donnell’s four Civil Service priorities, could it promote sustainability, skills, diversity or wellbeing amongst your colleagues?
• Does your idea demonstrate pride, pace, professionalism and passion?

This bit is a corker

Similar to a popular TV show

Really?? Fuck me Holmes! I thought I'd heard of it somewhere....

And who do we have as the "Lions" in the Lair?

• Peter Jones, CBE - Entrepreneur, National Enterprise Academy founder and TV Dragon (doubtless on a hefty fee and available for shamless format rip-offs)
  
• Helen Ghosh - Permanent Secretary, Defra (Sir Humphry)
  
• David Bell - Permanent Secretary, DCSF (Sir Humphry)
• Robin Tye - Head of Government Services, Ernst & Young (the sponsor, doubtless keen to rub shoulders with the Sir Humphs in the pursuit of future contracts)
  
• Dame Gill Morgan - Permanent Secretary, Welsh Assembly Government (Sir Humphry)
• Lin Homer - Chief Executive, UK Border Agency (Sir Humphry)

All together now Lions': -

"Grrrrrrrr"

Funny thing is that they've put the entry form on the internet so any old Tom, Dick or Blogger can now submit their ideas for how the civil service can promote sustainability, skills, diversity or wellbeing; or demonstrate pride, pace, professionalism and passion.

Anyone?

Don't trust the little bastards

One rule for knacker...

Some years ago, a mate of mine was living in rented accommodation with some other mates. They had a problem with some aspect of the house so called in the landlord, who being a typical example of the breed was a cheapskate fuck didn't want to fix the problem. A heated argument broke out, words were exchanged; and the landlord left.

15 minutes later he dropped dead of a heart attack.

The landlords son, who was as big a fucker, phones the police and claimed that my mate pushed his father over, and suggested that this caused the heart attack.
Inspector knacker promptly went round to the flat, arrested him for murder and carted him off for questioning. 6 hours later after his flatmates gave statements demonstrating that he went nowhere near the landlord, he was released and sent on his way. Once in a while we remember about this, most recently at his wedding when his blushing bride did not look at all happy when the first she ever heard of it was during the best mans speech... But anyway.

Contrast this with the efforts of inspector knacker in London. In London a man walking away from a group of tooled up, masked thugs with attack dogs (and lets not forget that apparently the knacker is question was a member of a TSG team, TSG generally having a reputation for being prone to "baton first, arrest second, rough up in the van third" behavior), was attacked from behind with a baton, then pushed to the floor and left lying on the ground for passers by to help.
So what do knacker do?
They acknowledge that Mr Tomlinson came "into contact with police"before he died, and taken the TSG thug in for a nice chat and a "compare notebooks" session with the rozzers watchdog.

This quote is a fucking corker from the met spokesman

"A total of four officers, inclusive of this officer, have now come forward with potentially relevant information in relation to the investigation into the death of Mr Tomlinson."

What the spokesman should have added was

After they had a nice long week or so to compare notebooks and make sure their stories all matched.

So if you're an average bloke and it's alleged you pushed someone over who then died, you get arrested for murder. If you're a rozzer and you do the same you get an easy ride and anonymity.The fucker hasn't even been suspended pending an investigation.

They may not have murdered him....

...But they certainly didn't hold his hand while he crossed the road...

Hoons

From the Grauniads website and spotted by Old Holborn.... Wonder how long it takes for this little gem to go viral - then inspector knacker is a bit fucked

Hero of the day - Parky

Seeing as he's old, retired and a bit of a national treasure, parky has used his position to say what many of us have been thinking

.....she came to represent "all that's paltry and wretched about Britain"

Her death is as sad as the death of any young person but it's not the passing of a martyr or a saint

She was brought up on a sink estate, as a child came to know both drugs and crime, was barely educated, ignorant and puerile

Thank fuck someone has broken the ranks of faux mourning and all the bullshit that has accompanied the slow lingering death of a stupid Essex racist. Pity he didn't give a good slagging off to the numpties who were throwing flowers at her funeral waggon at the weekend (hhad the misfortune to catch the "news" on saturday) - but you can't have it all ways...

For some reason I checked out the "speak your branes and was particularly impressed with the comment from "Debbie" who described her as "saint" - fucking deluded retard

And she can't spell "Angel"