The angels are calling mummy what? A bald headed publicity mad slapper? Some slag who if all the prick she has had was put end to end could make a handrail around the Isle of Wight. Oh yeah by the way Jade and of course the celebrity ghoul Max that wasn't a woman with a hammer in your room last week that was a bloke in a cowl and carrying a scyth checking vital signs.
"I assume "hello" or "Ok" or "urrk" have secured the rights for her exclusive funeral photos?" Pity theres mot a magazine called "Oink" would go down OK there
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roll on next years most haunted on Living TV, Jade talks to the kids with Dorris Stokes and Buddy Holly.
Wouldn't put it past her - Doubtless that horrible specimen Max Clifford will manage to hawk the rights to some third rate "celebrity" rag.
I assume "hello" or "Ok" or "urrk" have secured the rights for her exclusive funeral photos?
The angels are calling mummy what?
A bald headed publicity mad slapper? Some slag who if all the prick she has had was put end to end could make a handrail around the Isle of Wight. Oh yeah by the way Jade and of course the celebrity ghoul Max that wasn't a woman with a hammer in your room last week that was a bloke in a cowl and carrying a scyth checking vital signs.
"I assume "hello" or "Ok" or "urrk" have secured the rights for her exclusive funeral photos?"
Pity theres mot a magazine called "Oink" would go down OK there
Clifford does not come out of this well. His reputation was always a bit iffy. Jade is just driven to make money for the kids.
OK have already published the In Memoriam Issue, and she's still breathing.
Has Channel Scum bought the autopsy rights?
The Penguin
I saw that today Penguin..... Apparently the rag features her "last words" (?!)
So that means that either
1) they're making it up. Or
2) someone has gagged the cow
Anything to shift copy eh? Tossers
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