Hoon de jour - Ed Milliband

*with apologies for jumping on the Hoon bandwaggon*

Say hello to Scumbags nomination for todays biggest Hoon - Ed Milliband, brother of that condescending twat David.



Ed likes wind turbines.

Ed likes wind turbines a lot.

Ed has therefore decided that not liking wind turbines should now be "socially unacceptable", or to give this useless little turd ample rope to hang himself with:

"The Government needs to be saying 'It is socially unacceptable to be against wind turbines in your area - like not wearing your seat belt or driving past a zebra crossing.'

What the fuck?? The greenies really are getting desperate these days to convince an increasingly skeptical public about the evils of MMCC if they're reduced to this sort of bullshit. And this boy gets a ministerial salary, a whole department, and doubtless a whole army of toaies to tell him what a wonderful man he really is and how he's "making a difference". What a total Hoon.

Just fuck off Ed and take your piss-poor attempts at ramming your opinion down our throats with you

Southern England shafted by 3 inches

Look mummy!! It's snowing!!!!

Fuck me sideways - it's a total breakdown of the UK!!!!! There must be all of, errrr, about 3 inches of snow outside!!!!

How you poor darlings must be coping with it down there I'll never know.

Global warming has spoiled you lot.

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Update 5.15 pm.

The BBC says the country (i.e the south) is braced for another night of snow.

Hang in there you brave boys and girls.

Green really is the new Nazism

With scorn poured on it from most angles and in far more elequent / sweary terms than I can; I probably should just leave it at calling Jonathon Porritt a vile fucker, who should fuck off back to whatever stone he crawled out from under rather than suckling from the carbon-producing taxpayers teet (the hypocritical bastard).

You are free to do as we tell you

"I think we will work our way towards a position that says that having more than two children is irresponsible" - Herr Porritt

Porritt is chair of The Optimum Population Trust (a charity, 'natch) - who seem to want to encourage the limiting of the population by whatever means possible (though I suspect being a bunch of tree-hugging lefties it won't include concepts such as placing theoretical caps on annual immigration as that's beyond the pale for most lefties - it's easier to harrang the existing population)

Porritt, a former chairman of the Green party, says the government must improve family planning, even if it means shifting money from curing illness to increasing contraception and abortion

Thus we have the invention of a new reason to abort "I'm savin' the environment innit". I wonder how they will square the circle of respecting cultural diversity (where cultures dictate large families) and saving the planet - but doubtless the catholics will be fair game.
He also seems to advocate letting people die to save the planet. Cunt

Funny places to put temperature sensors

All photos shamelessly nicked from Watts up with that

Apparently in the "monitoring the climate" game, you have to be a little bit careful where you position the sensors, bearing in mind that too close to man-made objects, sources of heat retention, excess heat / cold etc can screw up the readings and give false data trends. so it's a little surprising where the sensors end up - as these photos illustrate

On top of a fire station next to a load of air-con units




Smack bang between a couple of sewage units



Just outside a funeral home

Fucking geniuses these climate experts - in any normal scientific study this sort of basic category of mistakes in gathering data would invalidate the results of the whole thing - but apparently not when it's in the service of pedalling the dogma of Gore & Co.

Break out the wellies

Apparently those nostradamus types at the met office have predicted another scorching year.

Yep, just like last years wash-out - where the fuckers predicted a year of record temperatures (top 10) - which was well wide of the mark (thinks got colder apparently), and their autumn 08 prediction that this winter would be mild and dry (as the brass monkeys continue to loose all sensation in their brass monkeys).

Scumbags prediction for the summer is that it will be as shit as ever: - festivals, the tennis and the cricket will be a wash-out as per fucking normal, some part of the west country will end up under 3 feet of water, and shares in sandbags will rise.

I give it 2 weeks till some bastard talks about a hose-pipe ban

Oh dear....

I really shouldn't read the BBC news as it just makes me grumpy...

In their quest to ensure the hysteria about climate change remains undiminished in the face of mounting evidence that it's all bullshit; the BBC are now reporting the lunatic suggestion that climate change is responsible for all sorts of natural disaster phenomenons such as: -

• Hurricanes (these being a new phenomenon obviously)
• Flooding (which again, never occurred before those pesky factories started up

And the 2 interesting ones

• Tsunamis, and
• Earthquakes

Errr - Come again? Earthquakes?? Those things caused by the sudden movement of tectonic plates against one another? Fuck me sideways, I've heard some strange things about so called MMCC - but that takes the sodding biscuit. Ditto tsunamis, those tidal waves caused by undersea earthquakes.
Whichever moron penned this article is a fucking tool And the quoted insurance representative who said this (one Torsten Jeworrek of Munich Re)

Climate change has already started and is very probably contributing to increasingly frequent weather extremes and ensuing natural catastrophes

is a disingenuous twat.

But just to illustrate how bad things are though, the BBC gave us this picture of someone from China weeping over the remains of his home, doubtless destroyed by that pesky global warming caused earthquake.

Damn you global warming!