So here's my report on an incident of some dozy 14 year old taff bint in Barry Island buring herself on a coin-op tan machine : -
Report of Injuries Sustained by Kirsty McRae of Barry Island, on the 16th Feb 2009, in the Yakky-Dah stand n'tan salon, Barry Island
Self inflicted due to stupidity
End
Ouch
Funniest thing is that apparently her Mum is a health & safety officer.... Oh the fucking glorious irony
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Oh for fuck's sake!! I've had worse sunburn than that from play cricket!!
Ahhhh - but these days "someone must be held accountable". And doubtless a few thousand in compo and a life on disability benefits awaits - she is welsh after all.
I give it till 10am next monday morning when she's back at school before someone slaps her on the back
Tis but a mild burn, done worse than that. Poofs the lot of them.
Slap her an tell her to toughen the fuck up.
Does anyone else just want to rub her down with a housebrick and roll her in salty vinegar?
Stupid fucking Morlock
Whatever floats your boat OH ;o)
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