Oh dear....

I really shouldn't read the BBC news as it just makes me grumpy...

In their quest to ensure the hysteria about climate change remains undiminished in the face of mounting evidence that it's all bullshit; the BBC are now reporting the lunatic suggestion that climate change is responsible for all sorts of natural disaster phenomenons such as: -

• Hurricanes (these being a new phenomenon obviously)
• Flooding (which again, never occurred before those pesky factories started up

And the 2 interesting ones

• Tsunamis, and
• Earthquakes

Errr - Come again? Earthquakes?? Those things caused by the sudden movement of tectonic plates against one another? Fuck me sideways, I've heard some strange things about so called MMCC - but that takes the sodding biscuit. Ditto tsunamis, those tidal waves caused by undersea earthquakes.
Whichever moron penned this article is a fucking tool And the quoted insurance representative who said this (one Torsten Jeworrek of Munich Re)

Climate change has already started and is very probably contributing to increasingly frequent weather extremes and ensuing natural catastrophes

is a disingenuous twat.

But just to illustrate how bad things are though, the BBC gave us this picture of someone from China weeping over the remains of his home, doubtless destroyed by that pesky global warming caused earthquake.

Damn you global warming!

A Great Week for The "Beautiful Game"

After a surprisingly quiet build up to the festive period where by some miracle there were no cases of Christmas party roasting for the first time in many a year; football obviously had some catching up to do.

Thus we have exhibit A - a first division player who:

is understood to have been the driver of a black Mercedes CLC 180 sport car which was in collision with Mr Mohamed's Ford Galaxy on the southbound carriageway at Junction 19.

A Leicestershire Police spokesman said Mr Mohamed sustained serious injuries and was taken by air ambulance to the Walsgrave Hospital in Coventry.

He said: "The injured man died at 1615 GMT on Friday, 26 December

Exhibit B is that chirpy Scouse Steven Gerrard (MBE none-the-less), who has been charged following some bloke getting glassed in a bar.

In a statement, a Merseyside Police spokesman said: "Merseyside Police has charged Steven Gerrard, 28 years, of Formby, Sefton, John Doran, 29, and Ian Smith, 19 years, both from Huyton, Liverpool, with assault occasioning actual bodily harm and affray following an incident at Bold Street in Southport in the early hours of Monday, December 29."

Legally speaking neither of these 2 have been found guilty of anything, so I will refrain from commenting further just yet. But it looks like it's back to business as usual for planet football.

Fuckers

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Update: -
A "free Steven Gerrard" site has sprung up where people can leave messages of support for him, highlights include:

• Lock him up with Michael Shields
• Liverpool fans are scum, half of them are Irish
• Shit!! I thought this was the free Ian Huntley site! Never mind....
• Don’t worry Stevie, we’ll threaten the judge for you.

Also this bunch of shitehawks have already started pushing "free Stevie" clothing, including the fetching thong


Fucking money-grabbing Scouse twats

Drunk In Charge of a Baby

These two vile specimens, Mark and Petra Tyler of Reindeer Street, Mansfield, have just been given a slap on the wrist for taking their 4 month old sprog out on a 7 hour piss-up.

The child was described by police as hungry and had a filthy bottle filled with sour milk in his pushchair.

Poor kid is probably lucky it didn't have a bottle full of wife-beater for sustenance.

As this photo shows they are full of remorse for their actions and a 2 year community order and a 60 quid fine (doubtless payable at some laughable rate like £2 per week) seems entirely appropriate.

Look in the dictionary for a definition of "Remorse"
- You'll find this photo

I can't find any information on what sort (if any) community service they'll have to do, but I doubt they'll get a lovely orange hi-viz jacket as it'll violate their human rights or some such nonsense. But on the off-chance anyone happens to be in Mark and Petra's neck of the woods and sees a bald ugly bloke and a fat bottle blonde in a shell-suit wearing a hi-viz, be sure to chuck a can or 2 at them.

Good - more please

Fresh from the BBC comes the heart rendering news that crims on community service wearing hi-vis vests have suffered "abuse" while cleaning graffiti and whatnot.

Ahhhhh - bless. Poor ickle crims being picked on are we??? Feeling suitably shamed and victimised are we?? Never mind - possibly consider this next time you feel it's appropriate to knock a granny to the ground and steal her handbag.

In one area a group of youths shouted "nonces, smackheads, lowlifes" at a work group, in another offenders were sworn at and in a third case cans were thrown

Class... And I thought that the observation skills of modern youth has diminished - maybe I was wrong.

In fact the only addition I'd make is to put the words "Big" and "Gay" before "Community payback". And maybe make the vests glittery for good measure. Then watch these fuckers wear it as a badge of pride like those useless asbos

Twat

Having caused a recession, the dear leader has now decreed that we must "display the same spirit" as our predecessors did in WW2.

For fucks sake this utter tosser gets more and more insane as the days go by.

All we can hope is that just like WW2, this whole recession gets ended with its architects topping themselves in a bunker in the capital

Bitch takes troughing to new heights

There is taking the biscuit, and there is taking the fucking biscuit: -

Spotted over on the Ranting Penguin's rather fine blog:

some ginger cunt working in Council Housing in Norwich took it upon herself to have a load of pensioners evicted from their bungalows in anticipation of a redevelopment scheduled for a long time hence, and then to "save money" on security to prevent squatters and vandals, promptly moved into one of the bungalows herself, with another senior housing department official on a peppercorn rent. And so did a load of her colleagues.

Fucking hell, Uncle Bob Mugabe himself would be proud of her - and RP is right - she's so ginger it's Mick Hucknall with a floral handbag

The Times also mentions that:

Ms Reeves... .... lectures at national housing conferences on her specialist topic of “sub-regional excellence”

Living the values of excellence are we Kristine? Christ, she's even trying to jargonise the eviction process describing it as "decanting" the residents. What a fucking shameless, corrupt bitch.

But it's ok, despite being a complete twat, it's all ok because she's being green as she evicts old grannies

Asked what would happen to the carved wooden benches on the green where residents used to rest, and the flower boxes dedicated to the Queen’s Golden Jubilee, she said: “We are going to recycle as much as we can.”

So all is forgiven.

Happily though she's been suspended, but in the meantime if you want to send her an e-mail for her bosses to read then this document here from the organisation that she used to chair (regional homelessness advisory panel) lists her e-mail as KristineReeves@norwich.gov.uk - send her a mail, I will be.


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Update: -
Tractor Stats uncovers latest Norwich council housing department PR photos - genius

4 down, more to come?

The silly named Zavvi has now gone into administration as has Officers club, with that coffee shop Whittards going into administration and the demise of Woolies (Scumbag called in there at 9 this morning to get some selection boxes - now left apart from fucking pick n.mix), things are gathering pace.

Who'll be left at the end of it all?

Sod "global warming", it's being Fruity that's fucking up our morals

So his holiness the pope (who lets not forget was a member of the Hitler youth) has decided that Iain Dale & co are as big a threat to the world as global warming.

How does he sleep at night? what with his unreasonable fears of being flooded out or the seas boiling dry or whatever moonbat & his fellow climate change nutjobs are exaggerating this week; plus now his fears that the armies of the gay are marching on Vatican city armed only with floral curtains & a copy of heat magazine to destroy the morals of all good catholics

The gay hordes corrupt another good catholic's morals

Naturally some of the gayfolk of the world are upset

Ms Luxuria (a transgender former Italian MP), who recently lost her seat in the Italian parliament, said suggesting people like her were destructive was very hurtful.

You go girl!! Scratch his eyes out!!

Never fear Benedict, you'll be fine - the ice-caps are safe and so is your bottom morals

Has anybody seen our nonces?

Fucking unbelievable

Fat Jacqui's band of plods appear to have "lost track" of 317 sex offenders in the past 12 months - no-one knows where they have fucked off to - I doubt it's for therapy.

So all those databases, all those rules, all those hi-tech systems that the home office buys, and once again they fuck up....

I fucking despair.

Merry Christmas

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Just realised this is the censored version but it's the only one available with the actual video since youtube deletes all south park content - twats