Wednesday, 25 March 2009

Hoon de jour - Ed Milliband

*with apologies for jumping on the Hoon bandwaggon*

Say hello to Scumbags nomination for todays biggest Hoon - Ed Milliband, brother of that condescending twat David.

Ed likes wind turbines.

Ed likes wind turbines a lot.

Ed has therefore decided that not liking wind turbines should now be "socially unacceptable", or to give this useless little turd ample rope to hang himself with:
"The Government needs to be saying 'It is socially unacceptable to be against wind turbines in your area - like not wearing your seat belt or driving past a zebra crossing.'
What the fuck?? The greenies really are getting desperate these days to convince an increasingly skeptical public about the evils of MMCC if they're reduced to this sort of bullshit. And this boy gets a ministerial salary, a whole department, and doubtless a whole army of toaies to tell him what a wonderful man he really is and how he's "making a difference". What a total Hoon.

Just fuck off Ed and take your piss-poor attempts at ramming your opinion down our throats with you


marksany said...

I like wind turbines, I think they are things of beauty, a feat of engineering that is great to look at. But that's an opinion, based solely on aesthetics.

However, they are rubbish. I don't know if Ed's noticed this or if no-one's told him: you don't get any power when there isn't any wind blowing - which is quite a lot of the time.

Fidothedog said...

I dreamed of a wind turbine for Newport, with wire nooses hanging from it and labour ministers hanging from it.

Wonder if we can get Paul Flynn to vote for it....

Fidothedog said...

Made him my git of the day and popped in a link to this site if anyone clicks on the pic.

The Scumbag said...

Cheers Fido ;o)

Marksany - they can look reasonably nice - there's a clutch of them on the M6 just south of Teebay that I drive past a few times each week that always look nice early in the morning when the sun is shining.
But they look out of place in the middle of the lakes, generate bog all power most of the time, and you still have to have conventional power stations running on standby for when the wind isn't blowing.... Waste of fucking time IMHO

The Penguin said...

The Millipedes are aliens.

Not just 2nd generation from Eastern Europe aliens.

Planet Zog aliens.

They should not have been allowed to breed with Earth women. The resultant mutants should be eradicated.

The Penguin

The Scumbag said...

Isn't one of the Millipedes shacked up with some lass from one of the big nuclear power companies? I assume working close too close to a reactor means she's probably too irradiated to actually breed though?