Monday, 12 January 2009

Crispy Pancake Shortage, Riots on Tyneside

Browns Bullshit Corporation are reporting that the factory that manufactures Findus Crispy Pancakes has gone bust - with Longbenton's (a shitty little hole in the shitty big hole that is North Tyneside) sponsorship status now under threat (and I shit you fucking not - Longbenton really boasts that it is "sponsored by findus crispy pancakes" - look!!)



Having worked in this craphole I fully expect the fat fuckers of north tyneside to drag themselves off their sofas, down to iceland and riot for their right to eat shitty mechanically recovered meat wrapped in lard and breadcrumbs.

3 comments:

The Penguin said...

As a child I was intrigued bythe legend "Non Milk Fat" on tubs of Walls Ice Cream. Then I learnt that it was spin-speak for LARD. And that Walls only made "Ice Cream" as a byproduct from sausages.

So remember, Walls Have Ears! And Arseholes, Nostrils, Tails, Eyeballs, Nipples, and all the innards as well.

The Penguin

Old Holborn said...

Hmmm

Mechanically recovered meat....

The Scumbag said...

Tasty eh?

Lip smacking gorgeous & available any good branch of netto